Boyd Rice

I’m not a tolerant person.
In fact I get more intolerant by the day
I just find it more and more difficult to tolerate assholes
As my tolerance decreases, their number seem to increase
Everyday there's more and more of them and everyday I have less and less patience
I'm not a mere bigot but I certainly don't cut any slack to anyone on the merit of their...
Status as an oppressed minority
You people were enslaved?
Tough luck
The white man stole your land?
Too fucking bad
Your fair sex is played by date-rape?
Cum and bear it

These days everyone has a sob story, and frankly, I don't care
It's no excuse for being an asshole
We live in the age of the excuse
We live in the age of the asshole
They're everywhere
They come in all shapes
All sizes
All colors
There are black assholes
White assholes
Women assholes
Men assholes
Queer assholes
Straight assholes
Smart assholes
Stupid assholes
Suburban assholes
Inner-city assholes
Homeless assholes
Upwardly mobile assholes
Lazy assholes
Incompetent assholes
Sloppy assholes
Anal assholes...
And so it goes...
Ad nauseam
Why should I tolerate any of them?
Why should I tolerate anything I don't care for, for any length of time?
Why should I pretend it's okay?
I don't like assholes
Don't like talking to them
Don't like talking about them
Don't like knowing them
Don't like knowing about them
Or their thoughts or their deeds
Assholes are like bad ideas.
You let even a single one enter your life; it can begin to ruin things
It can destroy what's good and foster much that's bad
Why'd I tolerate that?
Tolerance was a virtue once
No more
There aren't enough hours in a day to tolerate all the assholes
To tolerate all the indignities rolled your way and still be able to live a decent life...
Perhaps Goethe said this best
"That which disturbs your soul you must not suffer"
Remember that when it seems like assholes are hard at work to disturb your soul
24 hours a day
Take a tip from Mr. Intolerance: don't permit them to do it

What if they had a race riot?
And all the people, of all races:
Black
White
Yellow
Brown
Stopped their shooting 
and stopped their screaming 
long enough to call a truce
And have a barbecue.

There's so damn many yellow people
The other races felt crowded
The white people
Made a profit on the barbecue
Which angered the black people
Who in turn vandalised their picnic area
Some brown people did a drive by shooting
And then some Jews walked on down and sold everybody guns
And then police came by to confiscate those guns
And at that moment when tensions were highest
When all the races were ready to resume the riot
A mullato newscaster came on the television news and said
The latest poll declared that everyone felt much safer now
That their guns were confiscated
Whereupon the races turned their attention from each other
To their television sets
Each one shooting out cathode ray tubes like a bunch of Elvises
On peanut butter sandwiches.

All the races were temporarily so happy with this
That they cooled the interracial violence dig
Oh, but there were so damn many yellow people
That the other races felt crowded
And the white people
Made a profit, on an additional barbecue
Which angered the black people
Who in turn vandalised the picnic area.
And at that moment when tensions were highest
When all other races were ready to resume the riot
A mullato newscaster came on the television news and said:
The latest poll declared that everybody felt much safer now,
That the guns were confiscated.

Boyd Rice : How God Makes Little Girls

To make a girl

God takes sweetness and lace

Adds ribbons and dimples

And a smile for the face

A carefree laugh

And a winsome wink

Some giggles, some curls

And a touch of pink

Then he stirs in more love

Than there is tea in China

And to round it all out

He includes a vagina

The Boyd Rice Experience : Love Will Change The World

Love will change the world
that's what we were told in the 60's
love will make you happy
love one another
love makes the world go round
all you need is love
we've talked of love non-stop for the last few decades
actually, the last few thousand years
where exactly has it gotten us?
are we one step closer to paradise?
hardly...
love hasn't stopped war, cured crime, or erased poverty
hasn't even come close.
look for any sign of improvement and i guarantee you
you'll only the most cosmetic of changes
window dressing
empty symoblism
thatcherist falderal
things are getting better all the time the love nicks assure us
what about peace in the mid-east?
what about harmony in south africa
Sure, there's peace in the mid-east
in between bombings
and theres plenty of harmony in south africa
if your wealthy enough to live behind electrified fences and locked gates
in reality, things have turned to shit
social and moral decay is like an out of control cancer thats taken charge
a cancer born of love
if some people are actually stupid enough to believe things are improving
it's only because their poor brains are so benumbed by love
that they can no longer think straight
love..
sickly love, brotherly love, unconditional love, cowardly love, keep love
a love that says relinquish judgement
a love that encourages acceptance at the expense of discernment
it's no wonder people have imagined that things have changed for the better
when in fact all thats changed is their capacity to accept any amount of shit, unconditonally.
so the verdict on love is both bad and good
the bad news is that love has turned the world into a sewer
the good news is, people have learned to love the smell of shit

The Boyd Rice Experience - Mr Intolerance

I’m not a tolerant person.
In fact I get more intolerant by the day
I just find it more and more difficult to tolerate assholes
As my tolerance decreases, their number seem to increase
Everyday there's more and more of them and everyday I have less and less patience
I’m not a mere bigot but I certainly don't cut any slack to anyone on the merit of their...
Status as an oppressed minority
You people were enslaved?
Tough luck
The white man stole your land?
Too fucking bad
Your fair sex is played by date-rape?
Cum and bear it

These days everyone has a sob story, and frankly, I don't care
It’s no excuse for being an asshole
We live in the age of the excuse
We live in the age of the asshole
They’re everywhere
They come in all shapes
All sizes
All colors
There are black assholes
White assholes
Women assholes
Men assholes
Queer assholes
Straight assholes
Smart assholes
Stupid assholes
Suburban assholes
Inner-city assholes
Homeless assholes
Upwardly mobile assholes
Lazy assholes
Incompetent assholes
Sloppy assholes
Anal assholes...
And so it goes...
Ad nauseam
Why should I tolerate any of them?
Why should I tolerate anything I don't care for, for any length of time?
Why should I pretend it's okay?
I don't like assholes
Don’t like talking to them
Don’t like talking about them
Don’t like knowing them
Don’t like knowing about them
Or their thoughts or their deeds
Assholes are like bad ideas.
You let even a single one enter your life; it can begin to ruin things
It can destroy what's good and foster much that's bad
Why'd I tolerate that?
Tolerance was a virtue once
No more
There aren't enough hours in a day to tolerate all the assholes
To tolerate all the indignities rolled your way and still be able to live a decent life...
Perhaps Goethe said this best
"That which disturbs your soul you must not suffer"
Remember that when it seems like assholes are hard at work to disturb your soul
24 hours a day
Take a tip from Mr. Intolerance: don't permit them to do it"