srijeda, 30. travnja 2014.
utorak, 29. travnja 2014.
petak, 25. travnja 2014.
četvrtak, 24. travnja 2014.
Boyd Rice
I’m not a tolerant person.
In fact I get more intolerant by the day
I just find it more and more difficult to tolerate assholes
As my tolerance decreases, their number seem to increase
Everyday there's more and more of them and everyday I have less and less patience
I'm not a mere bigot but I certainly don't cut any slack to anyone on the merit of their...
Status as an oppressed minority
You people were enslaved?
Tough luck
The white man stole your land?
Too fucking bad
Your fair sex is played by date-rape?
Cum and bear it
These days everyone has a sob story, and frankly, I don't care
It's no excuse for being an asshole
We live in the age of the excuse
We live in the age of the asshole
They're everywhere
They come in all shapes
All sizes
All colors
There are black assholes
White assholes
Women assholes
Men assholes
Queer assholes
Straight assholes
Smart assholes
Stupid assholes
Suburban assholes
Inner-city assholes
Homeless assholes
Upwardly mobile assholes
Lazy assholes
Incompetent assholes
Sloppy assholes
Anal assholes...
And so it goes...
Ad nauseam
Why should I tolerate any of them?
Why should I tolerate anything I don't care for, for any length of time?
Why should I pretend it's okay?
I don't like assholes
Don't like talking to them
Don't like talking about them
Don't like knowing them
Don't like knowing about them
Or their thoughts or their deeds
Assholes are like bad ideas.
You let even a single one enter your life; it can begin to ruin things
It can destroy what's good and foster much that's bad
Why'd I tolerate that?
Tolerance was a virtue once
No more
There aren't enough hours in a day to tolerate all the assholes
To tolerate all the indignities rolled your way and still be able to live a decent life...
Perhaps Goethe said this best
"That which disturbs your soul you must not suffer"
Remember that when it seems like assholes are hard at work to disturb your soul
24 hours a day
Take a tip from Mr. Intolerance: don't permit them to do it
In fact I get more intolerant by the day
I just find it more and more difficult to tolerate assholes
As my tolerance decreases, their number seem to increase
Everyday there's more and more of them and everyday I have less and less patience
I'm not a mere bigot but I certainly don't cut any slack to anyone on the merit of their...
Status as an oppressed minority
You people were enslaved?
Tough luck
The white man stole your land?
Too fucking bad
Your fair sex is played by date-rape?
Cum and bear it
These days everyone has a sob story, and frankly, I don't care
It's no excuse for being an asshole
We live in the age of the excuse
We live in the age of the asshole
They're everywhere
They come in all shapes
All sizes
All colors
There are black assholes
White assholes
Women assholes
Men assholes
Queer assholes
Straight assholes
Smart assholes
Stupid assholes
Suburban assholes
Inner-city assholes
Homeless assholes
Upwardly mobile assholes
Lazy assholes
Incompetent assholes
Sloppy assholes
Anal assholes...
And so it goes...
Ad nauseam
Why should I tolerate any of them?
Why should I tolerate anything I don't care for, for any length of time?
Why should I pretend it's okay?
I don't like assholes
Don't like talking to them
Don't like talking about them
Don't like knowing them
Don't like knowing about them
Or their thoughts or their deeds
Assholes are like bad ideas.
You let even a single one enter your life; it can begin to ruin things
It can destroy what's good and foster much that's bad
Why'd I tolerate that?
Tolerance was a virtue once
No more
There aren't enough hours in a day to tolerate all the assholes
To tolerate all the indignities rolled your way and still be able to live a decent life...
Perhaps Goethe said this best
"That which disturbs your soul you must not suffer"
Remember that when it seems like assholes are hard at work to disturb your soul
24 hours a day
Take a tip from Mr. Intolerance: don't permit them to do it
What if they had a race riot?
And all the people, of all races:
Black
White
Yellow
Brown
Stopped their shooting
and stopped their screaming
long enough to call a truce
And have a barbecue.
There's so damn many yellow people
The other races felt crowded
The white people
Made a profit on the barbecue
Which angered the black people
Who in turn vandalised their picnic area
Some brown people did a drive by shooting
And then some Jews walked on down and sold everybody guns
And then police came by to confiscate those guns
And at that moment when tensions were highest
When all the races were ready to resume the riot
A mullato newscaster came on the television news and said
The latest poll declared that everyone felt much safer now
That their guns were confiscated
Whereupon the races turned their attention from each other
To their television sets
Each one shooting out cathode ray tubes like a bunch of Elvises
On peanut butter sandwiches.
All the races were temporarily so happy with this
That they cooled the interracial violence dig
Oh, but there were so damn many yellow people
That the other races felt crowded
And the white people
Made a profit, on an additional barbecue
Which angered the black people
Who in turn vandalised the picnic area.
And at that moment when tensions were highest
When all other races were ready to resume the riot
A mullato newscaster came on the television news and said:
The latest poll declared that everybody felt much safer now,
That the guns were confiscated.
srijeda, 23. travnja 2014.
Logoraš ostao bez novčane pomoći jer ustaše nisu vodile dokumentaciju
Na novi oblik pomoći, zajamčenu minimalnu naknadu, logoraši nemaju pravo jer nemaju valjane dokumente da su u logoru doživjeli oštećenja, a jedino što logoraši sada mogu dobiti je skromna socijalna pomoć
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utorak, 22. travnja 2014.
nedjelja, 20. travnja 2014.
PORNO GLUMICA UHIĆENA ZBOG FETIŠISTIČKIH FILMOVA 'Ubijala je zečeve i kokoši dok se seksala'
Porno glumica Stephanie Hird (29) uhićena je u srijedu u zračnoj luci u Miamiju i optužena za pet slučajeva zlostavljanja životinja vezanih uz seriju fetišističkih porno filmova sa zečevima, ribama, štakorima i kokošima.
Dva tjedna prije nje uhićena je i suučesnica u zločinu, Sara Zamora (28), koja je također sudjelovala u tim filmovima.
Hird je optužena da je, 'dok je širila noge pred kamerom', golim rukama i nogama drobila žive ribe, te upucala preko nekoliko štakora i zečeva, a onda ih na hrpi zapalila.
'Životinje su zlostavljanje dok je ona imala seksualne odnose', piše Miami Herald.
Policija je kazala kako su u jednom videu, navodno snimljenom na Floridi, 'Zamora i još jedna nepoznata žena mučile i ubijale razne životinje kako bi zadovoljile svoje gledatelje'.
Hird je u svijetu pornografije poznata pod nadimkom 'Megan Jones', a svoje usluge nudi i na Facebooku.
Zamora je lomila zečevima vratove, kokoši do smrti tukla štapom i rezala im vratove škarama dok je istovremeno dirala genitalije muškarcima.
Hird se trenutno nalazi u kućnom pritvoru, nakon što je platila jamčevinu od 7500 dolara.
petak, 18. travnja 2014.
četvrtak, 17. travnja 2014.
četvrtak, 10. travnja 2014.
utorak, 8. travnja 2014.
nedjelja, 6. travnja 2014.
subota, 5. travnja 2014.
Bankrotirao Zlatko Pejaković
Iako je nekad bio jedan od najuspješnijih pjevača bivše Jugoslavije, Zlatko Pejaković (64) je u intervjuu za Novu TV otkrio da grca u dugovima. “Bankrotirali smo, imamo ovrhe, koprcamo se... Snalazimo se i u takvom nekom trenutku nastane pjesma: 'Lako je umrijeti, kad ti život ide na ruku, pa ti jednu za drugom šalje nevolju za nevoljom'”, rekao je Zlatko, koji u povodu proslave 45 godina karijere priprema nove pjesme i biografiju u kojoj će se naći brojni detalji iz njegovog života.
četvrtak, 3. travnja 2014.
utorak, 1. travnja 2014.
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